Jeremy Clarkson’s Amazon Prime original Clarkson’s Farm is one of our favorite shows. The show provides a less-than-glamorous look at everything that goes into growing the food that Britain eats. And even though he is far from the average farmer, given his financial success in the entertainment and journalism industries, the show has been lauded by farmers across the globe. I wrote about the show in an earlier post, which I think is worth checking out, as it dives into everything that can be learned from the show. I’m revisiting the show in this post because it’s where we first learned about naming garden beds, or fields, in the case of a farmer.

In the first season (it may have even been the first episode), Jeremy invites Kaleb to the farm to have him become the farm manager. As a test, Jeremy asks Kaleb to go through the field names without looking at a map. This was the first time I had heard of a farmer naming fields. I worked on a dairy farm early in high school and don’t remember him ever referring to a field’s name. Granted, my job was mostly milking cows, but I think I would have heard him referring to a field by its name if he gave them names. The cows had names; the fields didn’t.

But I think naming fields is brilliant. When you have a bunch of fields in close proximity to each other, it can be really difficult coming up with directions for farm workers. Think about the last time you attempted to give directions solely off reference points instead of road names or route numbers. It isn’t easy. By naming the fields and using those names on a map of the farm, everyone can quickly identify the field’s location. Granted, using numbers or letters is equally efficient, but it does lack creativity and fun.

Last year, our garden consisted of 5 beds, and it was confusing trying to talk about the same bed if we weren’t standing outside looking at the garden. Saying “the bed behind the garden” worked because it was the only bed there, but it was a struggle anytime we needed to talk about the 4 beds beside each other on our second lot. So, this year, we wanted to come up with garden bed names to help us quickly identify which one we’re talking about when discussing seeds, plans, harvesting, etc.

These are the names we came up with:

• Beer Talk – This is the bed we often hang out by and talk with our neighbor over a can, bottle, or glass of beer.
• Oh, Deer – This bed was where we grew our corn last year. Deer got into the bed and ate a lot of our late-season corn. We aren’t growing corn there this year, but the name remains.
• Bunny – This is a new bed for 2026. It’s where a lot of rabbits hung out before creating the garden bed. They still hang out in the yard and grass that surrounds the bed.
• Swamp – This bed struggles with drainage. When we get a lot of rain in the spring, it’s the last bed to drain.
• Rain Barrel – This bed is the one closest to our rain barrel, so this one makes a lot of sense.
• Watch for That Pole! – An homage to the movie George of the Jungle, we found a cemented, hollowed-out metal pole in the middle of this bed last year. We think it may have been a clothesline pole in the past, and instead of removing it, the previous owners broke it off at the base.

Those are the 6 names. We may change them in future years, or we may keep them as they are. But it was a lot of fun figuring out creative names that fit the beds, and it’s a lot easier talking about specific beds now. Have you ever named your garden beds to make things a bit easier? If so, I’d love to hear the names you came up with.